Two Kids Who Want Our Own Cat

We're Reema (12) and Zade (11) and we would love to have our own cat! But our evil parents won't consider the idea until we have enough experience catsitting, and dealing with the responsibilities it entails, like feeding them and picking up their poop. We love cats very much and want to catsit yours!

Our dad Paul had cats for all of his childhood -- even though he hypocritically denies us the basic human right of having our own cuddly ball of fur -- and will be with us to make sure we're doing everything right. And he'll drive us too. We will pay him 1% of our profits for his time, and put the other 99% into our Kitten Fund.

We are doing this because we love cats, and would shower yours with affection, and play with it a lot.